Here's a couple I got as phone text that made me laugh out loud;
With recent divorce proceedings and the increased negative media attention, Heather Mills was described by analysts as being unstable.
Paul McCartney said, "a couple of beer mats usually does the trick!".
An elderly couple are attending Sunday church, when half way through the sermon the old lady whispers to her husband, "I think I've just done a silent but deadly fart...what should I do?"
The old man replies, "Buy some new batteries for that fuckin' hearing aid!"
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