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Old 12-29-2007, 03:29 PM   #13 (permalink)
jackhammer
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OK what I hope to do:

1)Start the evening with a couple of lip looseners (a couple of shots of absinthe) and a joint.
2) Meet the lad's in town and proceed to the local lap dancing club.
3) Get a twin dark and white chocolate dance and phone numbers off each.
4) Proceed to the only happening club in town. Full of suitably interesting people, cheap beer, loose women and brilliant music. Fill me boots.
5) Proceed to a happening party. ditto above. See the new year in and then get on the bongs and espresso vodkas.
6) Get some shut eye around 5 am, my appetite sated.


The Reality:

1) Start the evening with a cup of tea and whatever drivel is on TV
2) Get the beers out and listen to some music on headphones to offset whatever miserable crap is happening in soap opera land
3) persuade the missus to have a beer or two, but I can see she is annoyed because I'm getting bleary eyed already.
4) Start on the J.D as that is the only good booze in the house and get amonishing stares from my other half for being a pish head.
5) See the new year in. get a peck on the cheek from my beloved coupled with the words "I'm going to bed"
6) Continue getting drunk and start posting meaningless rubbish on Music banter
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