^ haha, always good for a laugh though. Another pretty good one just popped into my head, our math teacher always likes to tell some pretty lame jokes, one of which went as follows:
Two canibals are eating a clown. One canibal turns to the other and asks, "does this taste funny to you?"
so, this intelectually challenged girl gets a puzzled look upon her face and says, "I don't get it." I was feeling in a good mood that day, so I patiently explained it to her. "The canibals are eating a clown, and clowns are supposed to be funny, so the one canibal asks the other one if it tastes FUNNY." The girl sat there with a blank expression on her face, then came out with "EEEWWWW! why would you eat a clown!"
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