"Do snakes have lungs?"
"So I know abstinence is the best way to prevent getting pregnent, but what if you want to have a baby? Can you be abstinent and have a baby?"
"why would you lay in the sun if your cold blooded, your going to be cold anyway."
Friend:did you like the godfather trilogy
me: Yea its awsome I love the godfather.
dumb kid: The godfather sucks my favorite wrestler is HHH
"Boxing is fake wwf is real"
"I took my jet ski for a ride yesterday" <---In the missle of January he contested he could ride a jetski on snow. The same kid said he was a powerful wiccan though......
Theeres loads more but Im tired and cant think of them now.
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If I cant dance I dont want to be part of your revolution.
DEATH TO FALSE DUDES!
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