um, never made out with a relative, so my post is gonna sound lame compared to some of the others on here so far.
But...
i ate a quarter of shrooms and ran around a Phish show barefoot wearing a moomoo and an oversized sombrero.
when i was younger i threw a bike over a fence and it accidently landed on my friends face, splitting his nose open (had to have 7 stitches because of it).
Ducttaped a freshman to a pole outside of a mexican restaurant about 2 feet off the ground during lunchtime my senior year in highschool.
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