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Old 02-01-2008, 05:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Goodness me have I really won $200,000 ?
Wow i'm totally speechless and excited this has never happened to me before.

I guess I better give you my details

1. Name: Jeremy Clarkson
2. Address: 3 Ivy Mews Crescent , Kabul , KA 36152 , Afganistan
3. Marital Status: Widower (I didn't do it)
4. Occupation: Retired Chicken Stuffer
5. Age: 56
6. Sex: Yes please ... sorry I mean Male
7. Country of Residence: Afganistan
8. Telephone Number : N/A
9. Draw Number: FGNGB2701/LPRC

I hope that is everything you need & look forward to hearing from you soon. I could really use the money. Things have been tight because I had to give up work to look after my elderly mother and to be honest she's beginning to make the whole house smell of cabbage and i've been looking for any excuse to bung the stupid old fossil in a home for a while now. With this money I can do that and go on a month long bender full of coke & whores.

Many Regards
Jeremy.
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