Happy Valentines
My love for you is like a rose
One that's dead and never grows
You are my sun, my moon, my star
I wish to see you... from afar
You turn me on like Britney Spears
With even less between the ears
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
My love for you is neverending
until you get this note I'm sending
I long for you both night and day
To pack your bags and go away!
Your perfect body, smile and walk
faded when I heard you talk
In matters of both the mind and heart
I think it's best we stay apart
I felt the earth move 'neath my feet
Perhaps you should have less to eat
Darling I'd take you anywhere
As long as I can leave you there
Those words I spoke were true and grand
But "I love U2"? I meant the *band*
There's nothing I wouldn't do for you
That I haven't done for your sisters too
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your mother
Sweet and charming love of mine
Find another valentine
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
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