Originally Posted by Duke Of Slander

I pick up my drunken friends from the boonies somewhere because they can't drive their car their so drunk. On the way back they tell me how one day I'm going to get my mouth slapped for being so rude despite me taking care of their drunk asses, getting them through bad drug trips, taking them on roadtrips where they don't have to pay for gas, or generally just getting them out of trouble since they just started doing **** up in college while I've been evading the law for 3 years. **** them. I told them never to call me again when their drunk or I'd take a crowbar to their face.

Something about the image of me being slapped just pisses me off...