there was one time me and my friends got drunk on everclear, and soon realized that it would be a great idea to go to this country music bar on the outskirts of town and steal beer from all the trucks out there. we'd been there for about five minutes before the security guard pulled his pistol on us and called the cops. the cops got there and before you knew it we were being accused of being gangmembers, and of stealing dozens of guns from some dude's truck a few weeks before that. it was awesome. we sarcastically claimed to be in a gang called the "blue dolphins" (in honor of the ecstasy pill), and me and my buddy travis were just insulting the main cop who was asking us questions.
they let us go after calling our parents. that's probably the most legendary drunken night i've ever had.. i think i was 17
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