mr dave

i'm totally lifting this off a local site.... the top 10 reasons not to get it on with emo chicks.

1. They only pretend to enjoy a little pain....but you can clearly see it upsets them.
2. Nothing spoils a good screw more than "I want to kill myself" right when you are trying to finish. Well that, and "My father never loved me."
3. Waiting for them to come to bed can take hours while they are in the washroom taking pictures of themselves for myspace and facebook.
4. Listening to her crappy music makes me sad as well during sex...creating a sad cry baby atmosphere nobody can enjoy!!
5. The rope hanging from the ceiling above the bed isnt for what I was hoping it was for.
6. I dont know about you, But I enjoy making eye contact during sex. Staring into one eye creeps me out. Damn stupid emo hairdos!!
7. They have tiny tits!! It's true...they have chests like 12 year old boys. What the **** is up with that?
8. While having sex the dirty talk can include "**** me to death." The sad part is they really mean it.
9. They always trick me into thinking they are bisexual, thus giving me false hope that I can one day have a threesome with her. But she only kisses girls on dancefloors...****!!
10. She wont stop ****ing crying....before, during, and after sex! It's like a nonstop sob-a-thon.

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