"Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal."
"Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street."
"The molestation of trash cans is banned."
"It is considered an offense to shower naked."
"Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers."
Theres no way this stuff can be true.. Is there ?
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