spearmint

Oh no, they're all true, my brother got arrested for showering naked????

Oh I'm sure they're all true just depends where the laws are inforced, it wouldn't be illegal walk down a street if you were ugly. as long as you had a bag on your head. (Showering naked is clearly just in public?) Why anyone want to have sexual relations with a porcupine is beyond me. But it's only illegal if you get caught, and it'd be hard to explain that one. Surely though molestering a trash can is common? but really I hope they're real, it'd really clear up the streets from those ugly naked wet guys who like the company of porcupines

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