OMG so ****ing funny
Noel: Do you know John Lennon?
Liam: Do you know him?
Noel: I don't, but do you?
Liam: Yeah.
Noel: Well, you must be pretty old. How old are you? 21?
Liam: No. About ****in' thousand and five ****in' one.
Noel: You're 22.
Liam: I'm 21.
Noel:
Right. And remember, I watched you being born, and I don't even know John Lennon. So shut the **** up about knowing John Lennon.
Liam: Well what are you trying to say then? You want us to be teetotal and walk around and go like that (more mincing)?
Noel: Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! Music! It's all about music!
Liam:
You want to be Keith Richards. Admit it.
Noel: Let's talk about music. Let's not talk about you being a hard guy. Let's talk about music. Let's talk about music