Ah, I was looking for a thread about drinking songs, but this is close enough I suppose.
When I'm drunk, I usually try to get my rap on. Snoop Dog or Dr. Dre, maybe some Tupac. "Gin and Juice" or "California Love". And I do it very badly (of course, that's not much different than when I'm sober). I even have the drunken rapper dance to go with it. And no, you can't see it. Unless you buy me an ample amount of Black Russians or Whiskey Sours. Of course, strait shots work too. Or lots of beer. Ok...I'm obviously not that picky.