sleepy jack

1. Where were you born?
I was born, like the Unfan, in a hospital.
2. What is your middle name?
I have two.
3. What are your thoughts on the death penalty?
I don't care for it, murder is murder.
4. Have you ever dyed your hair?
Yeah man.
5. What kind of person do you want to spend your life with?
I don't want a girl who hangs on every word I say, who shows me off to her parents over roast beef on Sunday. I don't want a girl who thinks she has to fake. I don't want a girl who laughs at every little joke I make. I don't want a girl who thinks there's only me to please. I don't want a girl who thinks it's fun to tease. I don't want a girl who thinks she has to cater for my every needs. I don't want a girl to go down on her knees
6. Where would you like to go on a psychotic killing spree?
I'm really too nice for that.

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