I came back here because i remembered somebody who would say the absolute most unintelligent things we've ever heard.
ok so we're doing a stupid group thing where we have to list the most useful things to have with you if you were lost on the moon. there was a bunch of weird tools on the list and we had to list in order which ones would be the most important things to have with you.
now this stupid girl keeps saying "we need matches as number one. because that's what you'd need to cook food."
Me: you can't light matches on the moon.
Her: why not?
Me: because you need oxygen to make fire.
Her: so?
Me: there is no oxygen on the moon. you cant light your matches.
Her: oh, ok..... well then we should put flares as number one.
only like a minute after that dreadful conversation, she gets to the bottled water.
Her: oh, next we need bottled water, you need water to survive.
Me: how the hell would you drink it?
Her: You just open up your helmet a little bit and stick your mouth up to it.
Me: You would implode.
Her: Just open it a little little bit, so nothing happens.
She's the type of person who would say something like "You know what? They should invent a camera, that can be used as a phone!"
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