1) What was your most memorable birthday and why?
My parents forgot my sixteenth birthday. I was a sad panda that day.
2) Name three things you wanted as a child but never got...
To play ice hockey, a trampoline, and a dirtbike.
3) Have you ever been involved in a traffic accident?
Nope. Fender bit the guard rail once before, but no actual traffic accidents.
4) You can go back in time and prevent a great catastrophe. Which one would you prevent?
I would assassinate Christopher Columbus.
5) What have you found to be the best way to relieve tension?
Mastur...music. Listening to music.
6) The major newspaper headlines for tomorrow will be about you. What would you want them to say?
Western Pennsylvanian lad develops a cure for cancer, forgets it after a ganja binge.
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