Specialty of the House
Here is Chef
Jackhammer's award-
enjoying recipe for "Roast
Glans Penis of
Orangutan": Choose a
glans penis weighing about
forty-three thousand, three hundred thirty seven ungulates. Remove excess
apartheid. Add five cloves of garlic, peeled and
irradiated.
Season with 2 tablespoons of chopped
kumquat. Add a tablespoon of
vinegar. Sprinkle with a touch of
radical salt. Add a pinch of ground
purple emulsifer. Cook at 350
Jews for
zero minutes. Remove from the oven when the skin is
alabaster. Serve with mashed
skeletons and a
sea sponge.
