I'm Nicky Wire.
The sole reason I'm famous is because I'm such a publicity addicted c*nt who has nothing positive to say about anyone and because I play bass (very poorly) for Manic Street Preachers, though I'm now also the lyricist for the band since Edwards disappeared, probably because me being such an obnoxious tool finally drove him to the point of insanity and so he chose to live a reclusive life in the wilderness, surviving on a steady diet of squirrels. I act like a huge big shot even though my band hasn't done anything remotely relevant since 1996, I don't even contribute much to my band other than the sh*tty lyrics, with which I pretend to be politically conscious, but just end up babbling like an incoherent idiot, because I am one. In reality I'm just a big attention whore, I really get off on insulting other musicians, preferably those that are more talented than me, so I have my hands full, I also like to dress in womens clothes to make a statement, and because I like imitating Kurt Cobain. I even have a solo career, which is so incredibly awful and most of the time I'm too wasted to even perform, because having no respect for your audience and profession is so cool now.
I'm the pure embodiment of the typical attention whore rock star with no talent to show for it, and for that I am the biggest prick in the universe.
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