1. What is your favourite day of the year?
Start of the footie season. Full of optimism.
2. What’s the biggest lesson you’ve learnt from your past relationships?
ASKING if they spit or swallow. Nowadays they don't get a chance to reply
3. Do you untie your laces when you take your trainers off?
Do I look like a square? Actually don't answer that one.
4. What is one food you’d never want to taste again?
Squid.
5. What is the kindest thing a stranger ever said to you?
That I have great eyes.
6. If you could ask God one question, what would it be?
Stop pissing about and sort this planet out will ya?