94: People who complain about fanservice
Look, f*cking face it, I still haven't gotten laid, so yeah I'll jerk off to just about anything, even when it's pixelated. Some game developers (Tecmo and SNK in particular) realise this fact and exploit it, I'm perfectly fine with that. Brawl has Mario, Link, Sonic and the well endowed Samus Aran in a body suit which to me = best game ever.
Unfortunately some nerds still deny this reality and think it's insulting to suggest nerds jerk off to sprites, but wasting years of your life taking forum character battles way too seriously? Oh, well that's just fine and dandy.
Sex sells for any media format, and video games allow you to act out any fantasies you want. So if I want to play a game that only consists of chicks with boobs that have their own gravitational force playing sports like volleyball, tug of war, water slide, pool hopping and ass wrestling then that's my right.
I don't need players of Warcraft telling me I have no life.