WELL, there was the time i was jogging down a main road with my mate and i stacked in front a bloody huge traffic jam. then there was the time i was in the school toilets and i thought my mate had followed me in and gone into a cubicle. so i started making funny noises at him. little did i know it wasnt actually him but some random stranger. oh yes, another was me in a supermarket with gran, picked up a tin of beans, saw a lady who had her back to me, thinking it was gran, plonked the beans into the trolley and started talking to her about my loathing for beans......turns out it wasnt my gran. getting ****ted on by a bird is always quite embarrasing too.
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