Originally Posted by sleepy jack

"We believe that the best of America is in the small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call real America, being here with all of you hard-working, very patriotic, pro-America areas of these great nations." - Sarah Palin. And in case you we wondering "Am I real American? Am in one of those true red, white, and blue pockets?" Nancy Pfotenhauer just confirmed what real America is. Ready for it? Real Virginia (Northern Virginia which is full of democrats but everywhere else is real), Northern Wisconsin, The Iron Range of Minnesota, South Central and Southeastern Pennsylvania, St. Louis Suburbs and finale, the rural areas of Missouri. So to everyone else in the country, McCain has this to say: fuck you!

So in case you fake Americans (myself included) want to know about what we aren't. Governor Palin went on! "This is where we find the kindness and the goodness and the courage of everyday Americans. Those who are running our factories and teaching our kids and growing our food and are fighting our wars for us. Those who are protecting us in uniform. Those who are protecting the virtues of freedom." So, if you're not from the Midwest and you signed up to fight in the middle east and died it doesn't count! I bet you feel silly in your grave now.