1. What is your Gender?
Gender is what's between your ears, sex is what's between your legs and sexuality is who's between your legs.
Thus, my gender is currently "bored."
2. What is your age?
25
3. How would you rate the rock music genre?
Strongly Like 1 2 3 4 Strongly Dislike
I rate the good part of it a 4. The bad part of it is only a 1.5.
4.Which do you prefer...?
Older Rock (70s, 80s, early 90s) OR Newer/recent rock
Only rock released today. I'm not backward-looking.
5. Name your favorite rock group/artist OR a group/artists whose music you like.
I don't have a group/artist I like, so I'll name my favourite rock group/artist: Steven Seagal.
6. Do you prefer music magazines to include lots of gig/concert details?
YES or NO
I refuse to answer this on religious grounds.
7. Do you like to see lots of pictures in music magazines?
YES or NO
No, they're immoral.
8. How much are you willing to pay for a music magazine?
£1.50-£2.50
£2.60-£3.50
£3.60-£4.50
I don't believe in money, and haven't since it stopped being backed by gold. I'll trade you some beans.
9. Any other comments?
I assume I'm being paid for this?