Urban Hat€monger ?

Dear real life friend & relatives who have no interest in the internet and who suddenly find themselves in possession of an email address.

Please stop sending me those ****ing stupid office emails/ internet meme's that nobody has found funny since about 1999. And if you do insist on sending them at least delete the 3 billion email addresses at the top so that I can see you've sent me rubbish at a glance rather than having to spend 3 days scrolling to the bottom.

Thanks.

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