1. Do you think the Dark Knight is overrated?
Yes, A Knight's Tale was a piece of ****, oh wait wrong Heath Ledger movie.
2. Have you ever noticed that if you paint a red cross on the back of Walmart nobody will remove it for months. How does this benefit the economy and general social order?
3. Do you find biscuits irresisitible?
Foolish human interrogator I am beyond such mortal desires...*munch**munch* Speak not of this......
4. How did Felix the Cat die?
The budget ran dry, and a crappy sequel.
5. If Terrible Lizard starts His top 100 albums list after New Years, will anyone notice?
Probably not, nobody likes me.
6. Why is the sky green like your sexy eyes?
*Backs away* Because your a nasty pervert...*throws a shoe and runs*