1. Do you think the Dark Knight is overrated?
The one flaw was that whole mobile sonar concept. Other than that it's the best new film I've watched in years.
2. Have you ever noticed that if you paint a red cross on the back of Walmart nobody will remove it for months. How does this benefit the economy and general social order?
In a whole load of richly poetic ways.
3. Do you find biscuits irresisitible?
Narp.
4. How did Felix the Cat die?
He opened too many negative boxes on Deal Or No Deal, one of which had a cobra in it.
5. If Terrible Lizard starts His top 100 albums list after New Years, will anyone notice?
Yeah.
6. Why is the sky green like your sexy eyes?
Because my eyes are just that damn blue.
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