1. What's the worst you've ever been ill?
I listened to "The Joshua Tree" all the way through and vomited serveral times afterward in succession, that and I read later that Alice Cooper thought that Sarah Palin was a "breath of fresh air", which in turn caused more severe vomiting.
2. What is it you like most about the country of your birth?
Blues and six-shooters.
3. What is it you hate most about the country of your birth?
The inhabitants.
4. What's the biggest mistake that's been made in the world?
Home videos and literature. (the concept not books of any sort)
5. Where was the destination of your first aeroplane trip?
Jamaica . . . What were you expecting something funny?
6. If a man is talking in the forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
What is this ****? Turn off "Everybody Loves Raymond" every once and awhile.
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