1: The Vintage Trend



Here is Alexa Chung. Alexa Chung is an idiot, one of the numbnuts that Nathan Barley would probably feature in sugaRAPE magazine. She's relatively well spoken, about as charismatic as a plank of wood but she wears delightful shades of grey and brown so therefore we must put her on the telly.

The Vintage Trend is just ridiculous. It's not even the choice of battered clothing that makes it so completely hateable, but the pretentious attitude that comes along with it when these girls throw on their nans scalf.

I can't stand the better than thou attitude, the fact that all these teens were 'scene kids' about a year ago and that they give off the impression that they may have a good taste in music, when in fact they just listen to the same old **** that everyone else does.

Bin them.