1. What is your present state of mind?
A mix between catatonic and stationary, I call it Catationary.
2. Which natural talent would you most like to be gifted with?
The ability to **** a paperweight.
3. What character in history do you most dislike?
One of the Popes.
4. How would you like to die?
I'd like to die riding a shark off of Niagara Falls firing a shotgun in the air as I fall, the military firing rockets at me as I plummet.
5. What is your idea of happiness?
Nothing anyone here has ever heard of.
6. Where are we going?
Probably Wisconsin goddammit.
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“YOU ARE SCUM SLUT.”
-John Martyn
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