I won second place in a karaoke contest in the dead of winter in this redneck bar in rural Wisconsin where the average patron was a least two or three teeth short of a full set and most likely rode a snowmobile there. To qualify for the final round everybody had to sing something a cappella so my buddy and I did "Enter Sandman" which was pretty hilarious. After the contest was over, this overweight, middle-aged trailer trash woman asked me if I wanted to sing "Summer Lovin'" with her. I said sure, and while we were in the middle of singing, she pinched my ass!
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