1. Whats your worst feature?
Hmmm... so many to choose from.
2. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Fold.
3. What's the last sporting event you attended?
A Cubs game (that's baseball by the way) about five years ago.
4. Describe your most embarrassing fart...
When I was in my teens I worked at a department store. One really slow night I ripped a really awful smelling fart up at the registers thinking no one would be around for a while. Unfortunately, immediately afterwards this elderly couple came up to my register. And right away the old woman started wrinkling up her nose and saying, "Good lord, what is that smell? It smells horrible".
5. What item would you steal from a friend if you knew you would get away with it?
Nothing. I wouldn't steal from a friend.
6. What is the answer to this question?
Dirty Sanchez.
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