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Old 02-25-2009, 10:11 PM   #89 (permalink)
GuitarBizarre
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lol @ angry lil man..First of all fukFace, IM a woman!

yes lets get started..
Because that of course makes a vast amount of difference. Sadly for you, I, Like god, do not play dice.

So lets review shall we? Your profile information is variations on 'STFU' throughout. Your signature proclaims a vested interest in an illegal plant generally associated with hippies, warm tropical regions, hemp, a mild state of intoxication, lazyness, heightened amusement, and which comes in many different varieties most of which are based around either resin or raw foliage.

The subculture surrounding this plant is home to many of the wastrels of our generation, bringing with it as it does a sense of profound intelligence and brotherhood when enjoyed with other users of similar interests. Side effects can include paranoia and in extreme or tainted quantities hallucination.

Your post history is roughly 50/50 split between insults and inane statements adding nothing to the chosen discussion and in many cases detracting from it.

Upon this information I deduced a basic, non-gender specific personality profile that only referenced your posession of male genitalia due to the relative prominence of that gender on the internet and also because your aggresiveness doesn't fit the established norms expected of a woman in modern society. Barring the possibility you were an anomaly I elected only to go with the more simple of the two option and to assume you were possesed of a penis, although, as female wrestler chyna proved with her sex tape, sometimes an assertion that you are a woman can be a far cry from the apparent (though not actual) truth, as I must admit its still possible for some such manly women fitting certain character traits you yourself have shown, to be all but hung like horses on account of their massive, grossly overdeveloped clitoris. Thus I put it to you I had no choice but to assume you were a man in light of the available evidence.




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