1. Where were you last week at this time?
Probably at an ex's house watching History Channel.
2. Last person's house you were in?
Mine.
3. Next trip you are going to take?
To Xanadu.
4. What was your favorite Halloween costume (that you wore as a child)?
Probably the AIDS salesman.
5. Do you shop at thrift stores?
No, but I shop at LaVey's Dollar Store.
6. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
These walls are keepin' us apart man, we need to come together.