1. If you had to teach something, what would you teach?
Trust me, you wouldnt want me as a teacher! No one would.
2. What are your plans for tonight?
Match of The Day and a few bottles of Brown Ale. A quiet one tonight. Probably some more Scrubs too
3. What's the worst gift anyone has ever given you?
Probably a CD i didnt like.
4. Favourite brand of clothing?
I don't have one. I just look for stuff I like that isnt over priced. If you pay £60 or something for a shirt then you, my friend, need your head examining.
5. What does your last text message say?
"It was handed in. I cancelled it and then had to uncancel it. Stu seemed proper ill, you seemed ok" - from my sister talking about the phone she lost in the pub last night and then got back today and also the state of myself and my friend Stu last night. I took what she said as a compliment but I dont think she would have said that had she seen me fall over outside infront of the bouncers or for some reason engage in what can only be described as a 'beer fight'.
6. If you could get a message across to a large group of people.
Please refrain from using internet or SMS slang terms in spoken English. If you do, I may have to kill you. Plus it makes you look like a complete and utter prick with no life.