1. If you had to teach something, what would you teach?
Common sense. I will beat logic into the heads of unwary children.
2. What are your plans for tonight?
Probably going to sleep. My life is boring this time of year.
3. What's the worst gift anyone has ever given you?
Ah. Worst as in "incidentally not useful" or "thoughtless"? I got an end table for my sweet sixteenth -- from Ikea (yes I had to assemble it myself). Just in case you were wondering that set my parents back a whopping $30.
4. Favourite brand of clothing?
Uhhh, Hanes? I don't buy clothes anymore.
5. What does your last text message say?
"Have a nice weekend" or summat like that.
6. If you could get a message across to a large group of people. Who would those people be? What would your message be?
If you're going to waste oxygen to stay alive at least make yourself out to do something useful in return for the world.
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