Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

LOL.

I remember in gradeschool we always had little cartons of milk, but then the state had to cut budget or something and suddenly we had bags of milk.
Little square bags that looked like a breast implant.
You stabbed your straw into it and pedal-pushed the milk out.

How very wrong.

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

I could be cute if I wanted to be, I just choose not to because you wouldn't be able to handle yourself.