1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
Give the wife a key of her own.
2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had.
Walking through the woods at night, on a full moon (no idea why it was a full moon, but I remember it well) and reaching a clearing where there stood a huge aircraft hanger type building. On entering I noticed there were rows of warehouse type skips completely covering the floorspace and reaching as high as the ceiling, lit only by the moonlight flooding through the skylight.
On closer inspection of the contents of the skips, I realised they contained the total amount of products I'd made in my working life.
It was then it dawned on me, that we are all a part of a huge government conspiracy where all the labours of our working life are sent to a huge storage building somewhere in a remote place...and that we all have one.
3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
This year as from last month and still going strong.
4. First experience with death.
Being present when a schoolboy friend and neighbour was run over by a reversing articulated lorry. We'd been playing on our bikes.
5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
I have absolutely no idea....Closer - Joy Division.
6. Why do people suffer?
Someone* already said something like, "because others don't". Great answer. I'll add to it and say "so others don't have to". Not sure if that's what they meant, but there's a difference.
Edit: *lucifer_sam
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