1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
Yell at someone.
2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had
Something about insect sex.
3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
A card game's length?
4. First experience with death.
Well I've had some distant relatives die.
5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
Kidz Bop 7, so they would know how lame the human race was.
6. Why do people suffer?
Because if suffering didn't exist, pleasure wouldn't either.
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