Scarlett O'Hara

1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
Twitter "someones smashing the door open".

2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had
That I was pregnant and I couldn't find a place to give birth in whilst having contractions from hell. Oh and my boyfriend was getting arrested while this was going on. I've probably had much worse than this.

3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
I'm not really one to experience bad luck. Lifes tough get over it.

4. First experience with death.
My best friend fell through ice when I was 5, it was difficult for me to cope when I finally understood what her death meant.

5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
Abba - Voulez-Vous, no matter what language the aliens may be, they can still disco to this music.

6. Why do people suffer?
Because we're all sinners, and it's survival of the fittest.

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