1. You awaken to the sound of your door being smashed open, what do you do?
Flush the drugs.
2. Most ****ed up dream you've ever had
I'll tell you about it when I wake up.
3. What was the longest streak of bad luck you've ever experienced?
Bad luck is a cop out. Admit it. You failed.
4. First experience with death.
Nearly my own, when I was a child and some effing girl was spraying a toxic chemical solvent on a glow worm while we were playing in the cab of my dad's truck with the windows closed. I passed out in a pool of my own vomit and stopped breathing. The girl apparently left the truck, closed the door, and ran home after that. Soon, I woke in the yard to my dad giving me CPR. And no, there was no tunnel with a light at the end.
5. Suppose the human race is wiped from existence along with all evidence of their civilization except for one item, decades later a cyclopean ship lands on the ruins of Earth and a party of alien beings finds this item . . . Suppose it is an album, what album would you like it to be?
I don't really care about this question.
6. Why do people suffer?
They don't drink enough alcohol.
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