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Old 04-02-2009, 12:32 PM   #99 (permalink)
Whatsitoosit
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Originally Posted by ElephantSack View Post
That's a new one. Damn!

Here we go...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?

Can't move the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Weak and overall not funny, good try though.

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Originally Posted by Terrible Lizard View Post
What's the difference between a dead baby and a hamburger?

You don't **** a hamburger before you eat it.
this one is just dumb.
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