First off... ShamWow is not a scam... the stuff really works, I know first hand
Secondly, this guy should have done the J.O. test prior to getting himself in this mess.
J.O. test = Jerk off before exchanging any money... if you still feel it's worth it, then go for it and have a good time. For $1000... I'd be running this test twice.
also, I won't cringe every time I see this guy... he just paid the wrong hooker.