Well I'm going to tell one of my favorite go to jokes
Three vampires walk into a bar....
The first vampire says to the bartender
"I'd like a bloody mary"
The second vampire yells over to the bartender
"Get me a bloody mary also"
The bartender turns to the third Vampire and says "let me guess you want a bloody mary also?"
The third vampire says "No, I'd like for you to bring me some hot water"
The bartender looks confused but he comes back with the hot water for the third Vampire.
So the bartender says "you come to a bar to get hot water?"
The third Vampire reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bloody tampon with little chunks stuck to it and says "I'm having tea today"
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