Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I had this fling with this hippy girl once. I don't know why I got involved with her I think the fact she had 48GG breasts may have been something to do with it.
The first time I slept with her she told me that after she orgasms she passes out so everytime we had sex afterwards i'd have to slap her around & make her drink something sugary to revive her.
If that wasn't bed enough her ex husband used to come round all the time & would be watching TV downstairs while I was seeing to her upstairs.
The final straw happened when after sex one night she decided she wanted to contact some of my dead relatives.

Last I heard she'd moved to New York & was trying to sell her psychic artwork somewhere.