I think you need a bitch-hunter my good fellow.
I offer services 80$ a head, but with the approaching summer overhaul I will be generous and give you a 10$ discount.
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Decapitation
De-Clitination
Ovary Pounding
Bitch-on-Bitch
and a favorite around the winter months the Spanking Elf which puts a weed-whacker and snowblower filled with tampons into use.
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“YOU ARE SCUM SLUT.”
-John Martyn
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