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Old 04-12-2009, 09:22 PM   #340 (permalink)
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I hate drunk sex. It just feels like the chore that you have to do before you can pass out. Seems like a good Idea at the bar, but generally when I get home I want to make a sandwhich and pass the **** out. This usually does not go over well.
Agreed

I've had that happen to me once, got far too wasted at my friends 24th birthday party and was doing a pretty decent job of flirting with a girl, enough to seal the deal, but by the time a cab came and the ride was over I started to sober up and was just ****ing sleepy. I told her I was too drunk to **** and that we should just cuddle instead, she said she understood but she wanted to **** and left my apartment. Turned out to be a good thing cause when I saw her a few days later she looked like something that should've died in a Lord of the Rings movie.
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