yesterday I fractured my tailbone and my ass hurts all the ****ing time now, like I can't sleep because every time my bf moves in bed it sends a fresh wave of pain up my ass. Anyhow, I was walking past one of the pit preachers today bitching to my friend how sore my ass was from last night. Apparently the pit preacher heard me and thought I was saying my ass was sore from having butt sex last night.
He proceeded to tell me in a very loud voice in front of the huge crowd that was watching (pit preachers are considered very entertaining where I go to college) about how I was going to hell for having butt sex because only whores do that, then started questioning me about things like masturbation, incest, coke, and lesbianism.
The whole situation was extremely traumatizing.
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