Originally Posted by ElephantSack

A redneck is working his construction job one day, and he turns to his friend and says,
"You know what, Bo? I'm gonna go to cawllege and get me an edjumacation."
"You? In cawllege? Yeah right!"

But sure enough, the next day he goes up to the community college to speak with the dean.

"Well," the dean says, "I'll tell you what I'll do. I'm gonna hook you up with a Math class, a Science class, an English class, and a Logic class."
And the redneck chimes in, "Now what's a Logic class?"
"It's quite simple.", says the dean, "Let me demonstrate. Do you own a weedwhacker?"
"Yeah."
"So logically you must have a yard to mow."
"Yeah."
"So you have a house then?"
"Yeah, got me a house."
"And if you have a house, then I assume that you have a family."
"Yeah."
"So if you have a family, then you probably have a wife."
"Yeah."
"So you're obviously heterosexual."
"Damn right, boy. Ain't no queer. Shoot."
"Alright, so the fact that you own a weedwhacker has led me to the logical conclusion that you are a heterosexual."
"Well, alright, man! I reckon I'd like me that Logic class!"

A couple of weeks later, the redneck runs into his construction buddy at a local watering hole.

"So how's that cawllege workin' out for yeh?"
"I tell you what, man. I got me a Math class, a Science class, a English class, and a Logic class."
"Logic class? Now what's a Logic class?"
"Well, allow me to demonstrate."
"Okay."
"Do you own a weedwhacker?"
"No."
"Well then you're a goddamn homo."