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Originally Posted by Thrice
I got tore up by my ex one time, for she had bought the 1lb. bag of peanut M&M's and they were lying on the nightstand next to the bed and I had been eyeing them. I snagged a few while her eyes were closed and she was pissed. "Eating is more important to you than this!?"
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Hahaha that's awesome.
What was your response?
I used to date this one chick, we'd been dating for 2 years, lived together and everything... And every time she'd take a bath and I'd have to use the bathroom she'd get pissed at me for not getting turned on by her naked body.
lol..wtf do you want, I'm using the effing toilet here. I bone you every night like clockwork. Can we not take a break? Especially while I'm dropping a massive deuce?